sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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