Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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