chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i think i just lost a toe
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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