I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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