if i died would you start the facebook group?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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