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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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