this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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