I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Are we still banned from the library?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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