All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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