My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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