There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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