Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
this just has baby written all over it
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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I'm just crazy horny about you
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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