I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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