Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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