I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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