I just saw a hot homeless man
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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