She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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