He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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