He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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