rhymes with "ouble enetration"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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