I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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