BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You can't just leave with hair like that
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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