Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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