"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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