dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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