I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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