So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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