stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
It was confusing and full of hummus
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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