I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He did a backflip because drugs
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