marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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