:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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