Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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