Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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