guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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