i barfeds in our rink
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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