Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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