My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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