It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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