just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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