As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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