Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Dicks are not precious.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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