Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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