i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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