we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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