No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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