I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
