Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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