school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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