I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
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I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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