i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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