Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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