So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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